Author Archives
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Government Ends Racism
Rustopia US Large – April 26, 2023 A few months ago, one upstart General gathered his team and seized control of Giant Excavator. Although they were quickly overthrown by hostile forces, Mr. President rallied his troops for a Government bailout… Read More ›
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Shelly Betrays More Allies; Government & CO-OP Online Her (VIDEO)
Rustopia US Large – 10/23/22 Late last night, Shelly led a massive offline raid against “The CO-OP”: a group of peaceful villagers who build public works structures. The CO-OP was, up until that moment, allied with Shelly, and she ruthlessly… Read More ›
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Government Distributes Newspaper; Annihilates I20
Rustopia US Large – 10/13/22 Even as Mr. President drives the Government’s war machine onward, a printing press churns out high-quality, full color news leaflets to keep its citizens informed and aware of the latest developments. Hudson633, the creator of… Read More ›
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Shelly’s HQ Collapses; War Looms on Horizon
Rustopia US Large – October 5th, 2022 In a stunning turn of events, Shelly lost the entirety of her peninsula located near P27 over the past 48 hours. The massive fortress decayed into ruins as they were forced to burn… Read More ›
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Zilvia Builds Defense Grid for Government
Rustopia US Large – 9/27/22 Shelly’s Slaves have spent weeks drenched in sweat, farming upkeep for their oversized fortress and sulfur for thousands of rockets in a futile attempt to remove dozens of Government decoy bases from around Oxum’s Gas… Read More ›
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Shelly’s Slaves Betray Government
Rustopia US Large – September 2022 Last month, Mr. President brokered an alliance between The Government and Shellybear, who styles herself as Queen of the Zerg. Like many before her, Shelly became terrified after joining the Government’s Discord and discovering… Read More ›
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Government Arrives at MM’s Homeland; Storms Capital and Publicly Executes Leader
Pickle Vanilla Monthly – April 2022 The war spanning multiple wipes between the Government and MM came to a cataclysmic conclusion. The Firestar alliance chain was in shambles as Government agent Beatkidz rallied the troops. Beatkidz organized a massive supply… Read More ›
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(VIDEO) MM’s “FOB” Remodeled by Government
Pickle Vanilla Monthly – 4/26/22 – 8:00 PM EST An early attempt by the Government to remove MM’s famous Forward Operating Base was met with heartbreaking failure late last night as MM recaptured their TC using some C4 charges, pushed… Read More ›
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REVENGE! MM & FG Retaliate Against the Government!
Pickle Vanilla Monthly – 4/25/22 – 5:30 AM EST Considering the results of the Government’s full-scale attack a few days ago, no one could have imagined that the Axis of Evil would be able to somehow muster up a counterattack… Read More ›
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(VIDEO) TOTAL WAR! The Government mobilizes against FG and MM!
Pickle Vanilla Monthly – 4/23/22, 4:30 AM EST The notorious zerg group known as “The Government” has finally made its move. Diplomacy had failed, and Mr. President’s hand was forced. It was time for the nuclear option. Phone calls were… Read More ›
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