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Government Distributes Newspaper; Annihilates I20

Rustopia US Large – 10/13/22

Even as Mr. President drives the Government’s war machine onward, a printing press churns out high-quality, full color news leaflets to keep its citizens informed and aware of the latest developments.

Hudson633, the creator of the leaflet shown below, has distributed these high quality prints to all Government members free of charge.

Somebody get this man a job at rustNE.WS!

The first section discusses a top secret series of complex physical maneuvers necessary to signal loyalty and peaceful intent to other Government members from a distance. It was developed after an unprecedented wave of spies, saboteurs, and infiltrators attempted to sneak behind the Government walls in a futile and unsuccessful attempt to destroy them from the inside. Mr. President has vowed to find and eliminate the terrorist’s bases.

The second section contains lists of supplies procured after the total annihilation of the group positioned at I20. The group positioned there had a long history of engaging in terrorism against the Government, and is the latest in a long list of casualties as Mr. President continues his search for weapons of mass destruction.

“Congrats to all of us for taking out i20 last night. Every inch of progress was contested and hard-won.” – GENERAL HANK

After taking over one of I20’s external TCs, their main base began to collapse. Some feared a massive counterattack, but Mr. President assured his cabinet that I20 lacked the resources to do anything, and “didn’t have a pot to piss in.” Instead, I20 attempted to destroy their own resources and supplies, rather than let them fall into Government hands.

“It was a shit show of a raid, because I didn’t intend on fully raiding it originally. They were all off and had despawned a lot. I just wanted to poke around and get what we could, but we ended up going straight to core with a ton of C4.” – MR. PRESIDENT

The special feature on the destroyed painting was the most controversial, as some Government citizens had already expressed their distaste for the art gallery. The destruction of the art piece appears to have been intentional, and is being interpreted as a public protest against the arts by one or more angry citizens who believe all available personnel and resources must be devoted toward the war effort.

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