Pickle Vanilla Monthly – 4/23/22, 4:30 AM EST
The notorious zerg group known as “The Government” has finally made its move. Diplomacy had failed, and Mr. President’s hand was forced. It was time for the nuclear option.
Phone calls were placed, dark deals were made, and the brave troops amassed!
FG and MM are the two most dangerous groups on the server, and they have allied together to create an axis of evil.
THE PLAN: use unlimited rockets and superior numbers to turn all of their bases into craters! Our brave soldiers and reporters were on the scene to provide this exclusive footage.
Now, witness a bloodbath the likes of which you’ve never seen before*!
If you were there, would the raid have gone better? Do you want to enlist?
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